Face the harsh eye of me, Nintendo! I will show no mercy! Let us begin! Here’s the link to follow along: E3 Nintendo Mr. Miyamoto’s dressing room is filled with Pikmin. I suspect this is true in real life. Pikmin are everywhere. Pikmin on your head. Pikmin under your seat. …
Next up, Microsoft gets my tender caresses or savage beatings. Here’s the link to follow along: E3 Microsoft Microsoft’s starting off with a live-action trailer! It’s in space, so it must be Halo 4. Brave move, Microsoft! Start off with the only thing people care about! In-game action being shown. …
Okay, here we go: Highlights of the Sony Press Conference. Expect sarcasm and swears! Here’s the link to follow along: E3 Sony Sony has purchased all the TVs and put them on their stage. I suspect a critical shortage of dubsteb in the world after E3’s over. Game companies will …