Warren Ellis + GI Joe = ?

Equals fuckawesome destruction of all your childhood nostalgia for the franchise by having death and destruction rain down upon the characters in ways that are sure to make the PTC have some sort of ginormous fit of apoplexy. (I thought about spelling that gynormous, as a reference to their being whiny pussies, but felt that offensive to whiny bitches everywhere. Also, too subtle.)

Here’s the CEO summary: Warren Ellis is the perfect crazy fucker to drag a children’s toy line and cartoon screaming into tormented and violent adulthood, and I will watch this.

Check out Warren Ellis‘ blog.


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